It’s official, officially creepy.

We finally know who we can blame for the rise of the Matrix. Tokyo researchers have recently developed a technique called EUFI — extrauterine fetal incubation. They have taken goat fetuses, plugged in a few catheters throughout the larger vessels in the umbilical cord and supplied the fetuses with oxygenated blood while suspending them in incubators that contain artificial amniotic fluid heated to body temperature.

The only other organism to survive such high science artificial life support was Keanu Reeves in the Matrix.

The only question that remains is will the goat learn the mainstream martial art Kung Fu or the more underground and fashionable fighting style known as Krav Maga?

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